ROTFLMAO!
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1. The DNA is all the same.
2. There's no dental records.
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies, "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down?
"Yep. Pert'near took out the whole trailer park," said the redneck. "The library was a total loss, too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."